PDA

View Full Version : Snowplow humor


crazy4jay
12-03-2003, 07:57 AM
I just couldn't resist posting this! :shades

Joe and his wife live in Syracuse, New York. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the even numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."
Joe's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says,"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."
Joe's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......" then the electric power goes out.
Joe's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Joe says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

CNY Joe
12-03-2003, 08:10 AM
very funny, If my wife reads this she will think you are talking about her...LOL:D

WoofsPlow
12-03-2003, 12:11 PM
Heres another one...............

Follow That Snowplow
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blond got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snowdrift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snowplow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.

Honest Mike
12-03-2003, 01:21 PM
LOL! The first one was a good one, the second one is getting old, but still funny. :D Mike ;)

W-n-K Landscaping
12-03-2003, 02:55 PM
Gee Joe- when I read the first one, you were the first person I thought of!! I haven't met your wife yet, but the Joe from Syracuse NY Fit!! LOL!!

I have read both of those before, but they are still funny!

Bill

CNY Joe
12-03-2003, 03:18 PM
I showed it to the wife...LOL she wanted to know who posted it. :D She thought it was funny

crazy4jay
12-03-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by CNY Joe
I showed it to the wife...LOL she wanted to know who posted it. :D She thought it was funny

uhm Joe, ever hear the phrase "don't shoot the messenger'? I consider myself as the messenger here ;) :D

I love the 2nd one...another blonde joke..glad I'm a redhead :D

CNY Joe
12-03-2003, 03:58 PM
LOL. crazy4jay

:D

windmill
12-03-2003, 04:29 PM
CNY Joe I hope you didn't show her your post right after the first one or you're going to owe her ANOTHER dinner. :D :D
Or are you like me and enjoy going out for dinner so much you do it on purpose.:D

BWhite
12-03-2003, 05:34 PM
Good snowplow humor :D

CNY Joe
12-03-2003, 05:52 PM
windmill, yes I do it on purpose so I can have a reason to go out to dinner...LOL:rolling

Adams Plowing
12-03-2003, 10:10 PM
lol old but still funny jokes...:burnout