How I feel, by craigs list

[Ron's Asphalt]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/for/1439877618.html

[maelawncare]

Hehe. Yea i know the feeling. Some years are a lot worse than others. And we still have a few years left of the bad ones :(

oh and you forgot to capitalize the "s" ;)

*sometimes I dont show up

[cat320]

you will have to repost they flaged you :popcorn2

[Ron's Asphalt]

Here you go:

LowBallers Snow Removal-Cheapest Available!!!
Date: 2009-10-27, 11:37AM

Well guys I just bought a brand new 9.2 Boss V for my 1979 chevy 1500 with duel exhaust mud tires holly 650 double pump. This is my 1st year plowing snow but heck it looks ez enough to me. I will do any driveway for $15.00 unless you have someone doing it cheaper then Ill beat there price by 32% and guess what I will even take a shot at commercial accounts how hard can it be?????? Ill run my chevy at $20.00 per truck hr but keep in mind if I dont make enough money Ill just keep adding hrs until I do. Im not sure what I'll do if the snow gets over 6in but what Im thinking of doing is getting a few buddys and start blowing donuts in your lot until the snow is gone but will need to charge you alittle more for the extra trucks and blowing donuts takes alot of gas .I want payed after every snow as I need gas money to keep plowing and if my truck breaks I might ask to be payed in advanced. At times If I cant make it to your lot its because my truck broke or I overslept, sometimes its just snows to darn early and I dont get started intill after breakfast but keep in mind snow will melt or get packed down after time and I will not charge you for that service. I was thinking about insurance but man thats alot of money and my prices are so low I cant afford it but heck you have my worn I wont mess anything up.
No job to big or to small here at Lowballers we do it all.
Here are the reasons I can work so cheap
* I still live home with my mother
*I dont have to pay any insurance
*sometimes I dont show up
*I charged my plow and dont plan on paying for it
*I dont pay taxes but still charge you for them
*I just beat others prices, they spend to much time and money doing the foot work
*I drink cheap beer
*I sometimes take money out of my mom purse to pay for my beer

So call me anytime as long as its after 11am
Owner
Joe Jerkoff
phone- 1-219-926-0u81

[maelawncare]

you will have to repost they flaged you :popcorn2

That was fast :P

[Fastjohnny]

Good one, Ron, do you mind if I borrow that?:rolling

[hlntoiz]

Here you go:

LowBallers Snow Removal-Cheapest Available!!!
Date: 2009-10-27, 11:37AM

Well guys I just bought a brand new 9.2 Boss V for my 1979 chevy 1500 with duel exhaust mud tires holly 650 double pump. This is my 1st year plowing snow but heck it looks ez enough to me. I will do any driveway for $15.00 unless you have someone doing it cheaper then Ill beat there price by 32% and guess what I will even take a shot at commercial accounts how hard can it be?????? Ill run my chevy at $20.00 per truck hr but keep in mind if I dont make enough money Ill just keep adding hrs until I do. Im not sure what I'll do if the snow gets over 6in but what Im thinking of doing is getting a few buddys and start blowing donuts in your lot until the snow is gone but will need to charge you alittle more for the extra trucks and blowing donuts takes alot of gas .I want payed after every snow as I need gas money to keep plowing and if my truck breaks I might ask to be payed in advanced. At times If I cant make it to your lot its because my truck broke or I overslept, sometimes its just snows to darn early and I dont get started intill after breakfast but keep in mind snow will melt or get packed down after time and I will not charge you for that service. I was thinking about insurance but man thats alot of money and my prices are so low I cant afford it but heck you have my worn I wont mess anything up.
No job to big or to small here at Lowballers we do it all.
Here are the reasons I can work so cheap
* I still live home with my mother
*I dont have to pay any insurance
*sometimes I dont show up
*I charged my plow and dont plan on paying for it
*I dont pay taxes but still charge you for them
*I just beat others prices, they spend to much time and money doing the foot work
*I drink cheap beer
*I sometimes take money out of my mom purse to pay for my beer

So call me anytime as long as its after 11am
Owner
Joe Jerkoff
phone- 1-219-926-0u81



That was hilarious! Nice post:popcorn2