Alan
01-23-2004, 04:46 AM
Senior Citizen and State Trooper
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing
through what little hair he had left. " This is great," he thought as he
roared down I-75. He pushed the
pedal to
the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren
blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he
tromped it
some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing."He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper
to
catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and
today
is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
Never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off
with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
Remember: One Man's Trash Is Another's Treasure !!
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing
through what little hair he had left. " This is great," he thought as he
roared down I-75. He pushed the
pedal to
the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren
blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he
tromped it
some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing."He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper
to
catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and
today
is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
Never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off
with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
Remember: One Man's Trash Is Another's Treasure !!