Why men are just happier people...

[crazy4jay]

I thought i would be nice to show a nice post about men, and not do any male bashing :shades some of these really made me laugh

Why Men Are Just Happier People…

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans just take of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO t-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
Same work; more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress, $5,000; tux rental, $100.
People never stare at your chest when they’re talking to you.
One mood ALL the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation only requires one suitcase.

[D&T Repair]

-No stretch marks

-No giving birth (unless in bathroom)

-Always in the mood

-Don't have to shave below your neck

-If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices

-Flowers fix everything

-Three pairs of shoes are plenty enough

-You can whip your shirt off on a hot day

-You don't care if anyone notices your new haircut

-You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing

-If you retain water, it's in a canteen

-The remote control is yours and yours alone

-You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother

-If you don't call your friend when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed

-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

-You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny

-You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries

-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies

[crazy4jay]

LMAO those are pretty good :shades

[cardoctor]

im happier because i can stand up and pee

john

[windmill]

I'm just happy.:D

[D&T Repair]

:shades

[Prosno]

-You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny
Now thats funny:D

[mikegamb]

<----- has never been happy in his life

also people stare at my chest because its large lol

has stretch marks

i shave below my neck (got a whole lot of hair)

i give birth 3 to 4 times a day

i have 2 pairs of shoes and 3 pairs of boots

they ask me to wear a shirt at water parks (a dark colored one)

they pay me not to whip off my shirt on a hot summer day

im not 34 but 24 and everyone notices im single


i guess the only good thing is i can pee when ever and where ever i please:D

[BRL]

Come on, you can't tell me that thought never entered your mind, betting yourself you could make 25 yards for sure; when encountering one of those kid's sized shoe box sized mutts doing 25MPH in a 2 foot diameter circle yapping away at a decibel that is just barely discernable, yet still slightly annoying? Not once?
:grinz

Those were funny, thanks!

[jeff]

mike somethings wrong with you son go to the doctor.have it checked:greenange

[windmill]

Wow, I'm thinking we need to start some kind of collection for poor (not so) old Mike. I always like to think there are people who are worse off than me, although I never really believed it, but now I I think there really is someone worse off than me and his name is Mike. Sorry man, my heart goes out to you and your boots and shoes. :D
Hey Mike I still like ya, in that guy kind'a way. I SAID GUY, so don't get started. I guess I should hope I never see you, right? j/k

[Adams Plowing]

lol those were funny... those little dogs dont fly asfar as you woujld expect them too though lmfao

[Lawngodfather]

But Mike, you got us, what else do you need?

Well becides SNOW.....

[crazy4jay]

aw mike, (((HUG)))) heres a big hug for ya

as for BILL----well, I'll be a lady and keep my temper in check, but I am sure the 8lb. 'puntable' dog i have will surely outrun your behind! :p :shades

I had to laugh at 'the world is your urinal' how true!!! :grinz

[Mick]

Because we get to watch the women.

[carpediembaby]

:haha It's nice to see someone added to your list crazy4.

Those are all really good