Cold Weather NE Humor

[WoofsPlow]

60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40° F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F:
Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F:
All the people in Miami die...
New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".

460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops.
People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.

[lola]

LMAO:D

[Mick]

ROFLMAO:rolling :haha

The funniest part of it was reading the stuff about New England. The ones about driving with the windows down at 40º , putting on flannel shirts at 20º and having the last cook out at 15º are stiking too close to home - I was reading it, looking at the temps and saying to myself "why is that funny - that's what I do". Our July and August temps are typically in the 70s.

Now 460º below might be stretching it a little.

[WoofsPlow]

I know what you mean, the only problem was the part about the last cookout at 15. I grill all winter long, am I the only one who grills when it's snowing?

[hbrady]

Hell no! Nothing like running out on the deck in your shorts an t-shirt during the Super Bowl to turn the spare ribs :shades Of course, since the Pats WILL be in the Super Bowl this year I may need to have it catered :grinz

[V65Sabre]

Just had to wait a few minutes to stop laughing before I type.
That was great!!
We BBQ year round. Rain(alot of that lately) Snow,Sleet,Sunshine, Full moon, Ice Storm ( alot a few years back) If it will fit under the top it gets BBQ'd
Man I'm still gigglin'

[Tileman]

Jeff Foxworthy was wright there are rednecks in every state:D



I loved it.

Now i don't fell all by myself.


Tileman

I have a brotherinlaw who lives in Maine.

[BWinkel]

Hope I live long enough to see hell freeze over.

[Tileman]

Originally posted by Tileman
Jeff Foxworthy was wright there are rednecks in every state:D



I loved it.

Now i don't fell all by myself.


Tileman

I have a brotherinlaw who lives in Maine.


I wish I had said: Now I don't feel so bad about myself. (a little redneck here)


Tileman

[Adams Plowing]

lol those were funny... but i grill outside all through the winter...

[mdb landscaping]

cmon.....lets have a little faith....red sox are looking very promising this year:D

[phoenix827]

Ya, they always look good this time of year don't they? Then they start playing and all the fans hopes vanish!:D

[snowplowjay]

Originally posted by WoofsPlow

500° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.



PRICELESS


:D


Jay