Happy Hanukka

[Lawngodfather]

Well for us Jewish folk, happy Chanukka/Hanukka....

BTW guys we get eight days to your measily one.:D

[D&T Repair]

:D I thought we had 12 days of Christmas? :D

j/k Happy Chanukka/Hanukka also!

[Adams Plowing]

Happy hanukka! But See us christmas folk make out because we get your 8 days worth of gifts in One Day :D No waiting :)

[Lawngodfather]

Big fat guy in a red suit tries to climb down your chimney..........

But if you don't have a chimney you don't get no presents.

Well...Then.........You got us beat hanging your smelly socks on the fire mantel, it's a kknow wonder you get gifts in them, they ment to put deoderizers.:shades

[Snoworks]

My children get the benifit of enjoying both Christmas and Hanukka. I was raised Christian and my wife is Jewish. Last week we did the Hanukka thing, this week is the St. Nick thing!

Kind of funny thing happened while opening Hanukka presents at the inlaws house. The front door blew opened and no one seemed to notice. I had seen it opened and thought that my father-in-law wanted to cool down the house a little. When my mother-in-law saw the door opened, she started to get all upset about letting all the warm air out of the house.

I turned to her and said, oh I am sorry about that, I just wanted to let ELLIGIA in! Opps, that is for one of the other holidays!:D

I got a couple of laughs out of it.

Chuck B.

[Lawngodfather]

ELLIGIA: what fond memories of passover.

Similar deal here, I am jewish, she and the 11yo is not.

[Snoworks]

Hey when you get down to it Jews and Christians have many things in common, with there faith. Its just that one thing that they disagree about!:D

Chuck B.

[snowplowjay]

It wouldn't be the holiday season without Adam Sandler so here goes:

"ok ok this is a song that uh, theres a lot of Christmas songs out there
and uh not to many Hanukah songs so uh i wrote a song for all those
nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukah songs."

Put on your yamakah,
here comes Hanukah,
so much funnukah to celebrate Hanukah,
Hanukah is,
the feastival of lights,
instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights!

When you feel like the only kid in town,
without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish,
just like you and me!

David Lee Roth,
lights the Menorah,
so do James Konkirk Dougalas and the late Diana Shora,
Geuss who eats together at the Carnagi Deli,
Bosher from Shanana and Arthur Fonza Relli!

Pualoman half jewish,
Goldi Hans too,
put them together what a FINE lookin jew!

You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you can spin a dradle with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock!
(both jewish!)

Put on you yarmakah,
its time for Hannukah,
the owners of the Seattle supersonikahs,
celebrate Hanukah!

OJ Simpson,
NOT A JEW!,
but geuss who is?,
Hall o' famer Rod Karou!

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quater Jewish!,
NOT TO SHABBY!

Some people think,
Ebaniser Scrooge is,
well he's not but geuss who is?,
all three Stooges!!!

So many Jews are rich o' biz,
Tom Cruise isn't,
but I heard his agent is!

Tell your friend Veronica,
its time to celebrate Hanukah!,
O don't forget a harmonica,
on this lovely lovely Hanukah!
So drink your gin and tonicah,
and smoke your marajuanica!
if you really really wannukah,
have a happy happy happy,
HANUKAH!


Happy Hanukah to all those on the site who celebrate.

Jay

[snowjoker]

Jay That is copyright infringement isn't it? ;) :argue :D Happy Hanukka:waving :waving